Posted 2 weeks ago
  1. *Wakes up in the middle of the night*
  2. Me: Please don't be 6am
  3. *1;48am*
  4. Me: MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS TO ME!
  5. *Shoves face back into pillow*
Posted 2 weeks ago
fuzzykitty01:

bouncybat:

shuraiya:

I’M SCREAMING
HE’S DRYING HIS LITTLE FACE
OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOOOOOOOODDDDDDD

WHAT

OHMYGOSSSSSSSSSH

fuzzykitty01:

bouncybat:

shuraiya:

I’M SCREAMING

HE’S DRYING HIS LITTLE FACE

OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOOOOOOOODDDDDDD

WHAT

OHMYGOSSSSSSSSSH

(Source: 4gifs)

Posted 2 weeks ago

rocknrave221:

xkittykaattx:

sasstrid-and-dorkcup:

madehimsaycomfychairs:

floacist:

iwishitwas1983:

I’m crying.

LMAOOOOOOOOO the screaming in the beginning

"mr. owl"
"oh jesus christ"
"please don’t give me that look"
"please don’t fly"

DYING omg

That owl is 30000000% done

every time this video graces me with its presence i feel obliged to reblog it

never fails 

(Source: becausebirds)

Posted 2 weeks ago

okoenig:

do you ever get those pangs of anxiety where you feel like nobody likes you and nobody will ever like you and you will achieve nothing

Posted 2 weeks ago

doxian:

I want a movie about a little girl, aged like 11-12, going through the stuggles of prepubescent girl life, with her entire inner monologue is narrated by Samuel L. Jackson.

Shot of disgruntled adorable little girl.

SLJ: I knew that Susie was a backstabbin’ motherfucker, and if anyone was going to ruin my chances of being Miss Sugar Drop Queen, it was that asshole. 

Posted 2 weeks ago

doxian:

I want a movie about a little girl, aged like 11-12, going through the stuggles of prepubescent girl life, with her entire inner monologue is narrated by Samuel L. Jackson.

Shot of disgruntled adorable little girl.

SLJ: I knew that Susie was a backstabbin’ motherfucker, and if anyone was going to ruin my chances of being Miss Sugar Drop Queen, it was that asshole. 

Posted 2 weeks ago

I looked over at my friend…And she’s cuddling a thing of fake grapes.

Posted 1 month ago

My grandma’s dog is weird.

Posted 1 month ago

So I was at lagoon with my friend and all the sudden these peacocks are strutting their stuff. I heard two workers ask what was up with the random peacocks…

Posted 1 month ago

Is there a plant side of tumblr who can tell me what tree this grows on?